Riot in the Quicksand!

mudwerks:

fruitpie:

So what do you do if you’re portly, have male pattern baldness, and are a general douche-bag and still get laid too often? Well, you could buy this jacket for $200, sizes up to 4XL, and guarantee your nights will be peaceful from now on.

(via OhGizmo!)

 His “spray” needs more gel, maybe push it to the other side…yeah, that might work…HARDLY!!